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What's New with Chunkstyle?
December 9th 2014, 22:13 CET by Chunkstyle

You know what this site needs: more Chunkstyle.  His hopes, his fears, his dreams, his opinions on stupid things that no one else cares about.
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#94 by anaqer
2015-04-23 02:20:00
It's mainly marketing bullshit, but in broad terms [url="http://www.google.hu/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CCAQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mobility.siemens.com%2Fmobility%2Fglobal%2Fsitecollectiondocuments%2Fen%2Frail-solutions%2Frail-automation%2Ftrain-control-systems%2Ftrainguard-mt-en.pdf&ei=fTo4VeWlGMSQsAG1kYGwBA&usg=AFQjCNFRNrf0znW9zZ40iDNhkbtJ4Y9I1g&sig2=FxGVPi3JO6h4hFaUqCjEjg&bvm=bv.91427555,d.bGg"this is it[/url].

"Apple hates everyone now." - BJB
#95 by anaqer
2015-04-23 02:20:45
Oh for...

"Apple hates everyone now." - BJB
#96 by gaggle
2015-04-23 09:27:23
You urked the 2nd url too. But huh, interesting domain. The metro in Copenhagen is completely unattended but it doesn't sound like that's your customer, the brochure's description relates to our standard city-trains. But that's much more adult software than I've ever ever tried, it sounds challenging. I imagine a bug here is a bit more serious than when I forget to guard an input properly. Is it lots of automatic tests, or mostly classic manual QA?

I came across this article on how nasa develops software, arguably the most mission-critical cannot-ever-fail software out there, and it's an interesting culture they've brought to the tablejetski. Not an extreme to emulate, but enlightening to see where the chase for perfect software ends.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#97 by CheesyPoof
2015-04-23 18:17:53
I can't ride a bike without hands. I'm lucky if I don't kill myself while trying to drink some water. Maybe it's different in Euroland if you bike to get around as opposed to getting exercise.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#98 by gaggle
2015-04-23 19:23:10
Yeah I think the daily commute there and back is the trick.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#99 by anaqer
2015-04-23 19:23:50
Copenhagen, that's the one - that was release 2.1, mostly just bugfixing stuff left over from there. 3.0.3 is where the party is now. Not to sound like a corporate shill (PC would be a weird place to do that :) but there's some exciting stuff in there.

"Apple hates everyone now." - BJB
#100 by Dumdeedum
2015-04-26 15:57:47
http://www.dumdeedum.com
Riding without hands always seems to be easier on some bikes than others, and it takes a while to adapt to a new bike as well.  The next step is no hands and standing up on the pedals - ideally while striking a Jesus-in-Rio pose.

And yes, Cheesy, no helmet!

MP3 Of The Week: is this thing on?
#101 by gaggle
2015-04-26 19:27:26
What a weekend! Not sure it was a good one, but certainly a relaxed one. Wife is outta town and uh, she left Netflix logged in on my computer, and so.. I ended up watching.. a bit of entertainment.

* Daredevil - didn't like it at first, but it's very good. Wasn't fond of the ending though. This was like, what, 10 hours of TV I consumed almost in one sitting? Jesus.
* Limitless - quite good! Bit of a weird message though.
* Aeon Flux - It's okay, but why did I rewatch it?
* Jumper - Still a great concept in a shitty movie. And oh boy is it shitty. Why did I watch this again?
* Forward Onto Dawn - Eh, a decent attempt at entertainment I guess
* Iron Man - Still the best of the movies. But I have to stop watching...
* Terminator Salvation - Seriously, I need to stop watching movies.
* And parts of Mars Attacks! - It hasn't hold up. Though Tom Jones is funny. And STOP RECOMMENDING ME MOVIES NETFLIX!

So in conclusion, Netflix is really dangerous. I can't recommend it.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#102 by Chunkstyle
2015-05-02 16:42:03
Today should be almost 80 degrees.  Hooray for summer.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#103 by TreeFrog
2015-05-04 21:43:49
Fast & Furious 6 was shit. F&F7 was shit and made me sad into the bargain.

"One part disembowels me while another slowly eats its way through the gas line. As I bleed out on the floor, it reminds me that I need to buy milk." - Jibble
#104 by gaggle
2015-05-05 07:50:34
Is 6 where a tank rampages over dozens of cars presumably still with people in it?

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#105 by Chunkstyle
2015-05-05 13:52:38
I liked F&F6, it was lots of fun.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#106 by bago
2015-05-08 06:35:40
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Aww yeah.

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#107 by gaggle
2015-05-09 10:30:14
Jupiter Ascending was surprisingly bad. I guess I had anticipated something of worth, based on the directors' pedigree. But it's told at a frenetic pace like a 5-yo retelling a story, the basic highlights are thrown haphazardly at you and there's much too strong a focus on boring action sequences. Occasionally you see hints of what might be an actual story underneath, but nothing worth writing home about.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#108 by honeypower
2015-05-10 19:31:29
hey, y'all are still here ... that makes me happy!

why am i in this group? i don't even play video games!
#109 by anaqer
2015-05-10 23:23:18
I was about to post a rant about DxO 10's added clunkiness, but this is so much better. What are you up to these days?

"Apple hates everyone now." - BJB
#110 by Squeaky
2015-05-11 01:08:03
We're not here. We do not exist.
#111 by deadlock
2015-05-11 12:20:38
http://www.deadlocked.org/
Gaggle:

I'm surprised you expected anything other than mediocre from Juniper Ascending when it's becoming more and more apparent that the original Matrix was a fluke.

#112 by gaggle
2015-05-11 13:06:58
Well, I loved Bound though, and enjoyed Speedracer well enough. V For Vendetta too. I didn't expect a lot, just decently told entertainment.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#113 by deadlock
2015-05-11 13:48:35
http://www.deadlocked.org/
Oh, true, V for Vendetta is pretty great.

#114 by TreeFrog
2015-05-12 15:03:25
Matrix was less of a fluke and more of a stolen script for which they were successfully sued.

"One part disembowels me while another slowly eats its way through the gas line. As I bleed out on the floor, it reminds me that I need to buy milk." - Jibble
#115 by gaggle
2015-05-12 16:17:32
Tomato tomato

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#116 by TreeFrog
2015-05-15 23:02:39
I smirk'd.

"One part disembowels me while another slowly eats its way through the gas line. As I bleed out on the floor, it reminds me that I need to buy milk." - Jibble
#117 by gaggle
2015-05-16 00:50:52
Everything about Furious 7 is aggressively bad. That is all.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#118 by bago
2015-05-19 09:27:43
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
Mad Max is pretty bitchin', though.

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#119 by gaggle
2015-05-19 12:36:17
I'd like to see that one yeah, sounds like it's getting good reviews too.

In other movie updates, I found Kingsmen charming enough.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#120 by TreeFrog
2015-05-25 02:11:40
Mad Max was... interesting. Not really a Mad Max film. I mean, he was in it, but it certainly wasn't about him. Odd.

"One part disembowels me while another slowly eats its way through the gas line. As I bleed out on the floor, it reminds me that I need to buy milk." - Jibble
#121 by CheesyPoof
2015-05-26 03:15:43
Congrats, Shadarr.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#122 by gaggle
2015-06-04 23:31:32
Micmacs turned out to be very charming. Have had it laying around for ages but never got around to watching it. Very, uhm.. french. A bit Amélie-esque.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#123 by gaggle
2015-06-12 23:30:36
Not that anyone would be surprised, but Resident Evil 5 is a bad movie. I liked the first one and have somehow ended up seeing all its (terrible) sequels.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#124 by gaggle
2015-06-12 23:59:12
But "John Dies At The End" is fun. Really weird though, at first glance it was completely unpenetrable to any logic I could see.. I mean, it was off-putting how weird it was. But to its credit there's a certain charm that shines through as it moves along, and it does follow an internal logic.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#125 by Chunkstyle
2015-06-29 03:01:10
Jurassic World is fun for the dinosaur parts.  Just pretend the parts with Chris Pratt flirting with whats-her-name don't exist.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#126 by Matt Perkins
2015-07-01 00:49:09
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Mad Max was fantastic! Inside Out was pretty good too.

"programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
#127 by gaggle
2015-07-05 10:17:02
I look forward to seeing them. Since moving to Denmark I've lost my movie-going crew, so I haven't been to a theater in ages. I inevitably end up watching them at home.

We watched The One I Love, and it was great! We thought it was just a rom-com, but it... quickly takes a turn for the odd in a way I won't spoil.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#128 by yotsuya
2015-07-14 18:29:25
Every time I saw Chris Pratt on screen, I though "Bert Maclin: Dinosaur Trainer". Sadly, only those of you who watch Parks and Rec will get it.

And Shadarr got married. Our boy is growing up!

'Sup?
#129 by anaqer
2015-07-14 22:14:16
Glad you've reminded me of it! I'm way behind on his honeymoon blog, and it will be a welcome distraction at work.

(Got weeks of boooring requirement reviews to wade through - and Jesus wept, as far as req management frameworks go, DOORS really sucks the big one. Can't wait to get rid of it and get back to actually implementing shit... )

"Apple hates everyone now." - BJB
#130 by gaggle
2015-07-18 03:01:20
Finally finished Game of Thrones, I was particularly on edge as the ending approached. Phew!

Ted was a fun movie.

And Knights of Sidonia season 2 somehow grabbed me. Not sure what it is about that show, it's not really great in any way I can put my finger on. But somehow endearing. Maybe it's the 17 minute episodes that makes the whole thing easy to consume.

And finally, in a move I blame entirely on Netflix, I watched 2010. It's been like 20 years since I saw it and to make sense of everything it helps to've read the books.. but I really dig it. I know 2001 is supposed to be the masterpiece of all cinema forever and ever, but 2010 is a hoot nevertheless.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#131 by gaggle
2015-07-22 18:22:43
Stumbled into Advantageous on Netflix and it's really good. I found very tense, despite nothing actiony happening. It's low budget but beautifully shot and with efficient use of CGI.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#132 by McBain
2015-08-11 21:31:24
Fantasy Football 2015: https://www.facebook.com/groups/266289350146569/permalink/747552528686913/

"The buyer of a [credit default swap] does not need to own the underlying security or other form of credit exposure; in fact the buyer does not even have to suffer a loss from the default event."  WHEEEE!
#133 by HiredGoons
2015-08-14 06:25:16
OK, that trip to the bathroom took a lot longer than I thought it would. What did I miss?

***

My google-fu appears to be weak. i can't find OpenCrap, I'm presuming it still works since the site looks the same but perhaps the backend stuff has changed and it's not working anymore?

I found CrapSifter and boy that is a great way to find some old fantastic threads and lose track of 75 minutes.

Anyway, nice to be back.
#134 by Chunkstyle
2015-08-16 00:20:35
Nice to have you back.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#135 by Squeaky
2015-08-18 06:49:13
OpenCrap is no longer a thing. There used to be a greasemonkey script somewhere that replicated some of the functionality of OC, but I doubt that works anymore either.


Honestly, I'm surprised this site hasn't been shuttered, yet.
#136 by lwf
2015-08-18 07:00:50
Why would it be shuttered? I come here all the time. It's you fucks that fucked it up.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#137 by Squeaky
2015-08-18 07:06:33
Because morn hates you.
#138 by gaggle
2015-08-18 19:25:38
I still check often, too.

It's summer in Denmark and it's SO nice to bike around in warm, non windy, sunshine. My soul is slowly defrosting from Iceland.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#139 by Wudi
2015-08-19 02:08:55
Planet Crap died because you SJW's tried to turn it into a shit "feely good" site like everything else that turned to shit. You got no one to blame but yourselves.

Example: Where are those 2 homos who went to Thailand to get there dicks cut off and be "women"?

Answer: They probably committed suicide because that what people who are fucked up in the head do.

Zep--

w0rd up!
#140 by gaggle
2015-08-21 00:36:34
Boring, vapid movies: Avengers Ultron, Terminator Genisys.

Foolproof was fun though.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#141 by Ergo
2015-08-25 02:54:21
Good to see that Wudi is still a class act. Fortunately, he and other shitheads of his ilk will be dead soon enough. In fact, I've mad two donations to planned parenthood in his name (seriously).

Yeah, little Stevie, I know your real name!

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#142 by Chunkstyle
2015-08-26 01:12:53
Wudi is Steven Van Zandt?  Shocking!

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#143 by jafd
2015-08-27 14:33:01
I miss all those good times we used to have before all you cunts and those two ladies chased them away.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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